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vanilladella:

never let hailey get drunk ok

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! //Cries happily

I lied I’m still not 100% sure where to place Stan, (and kinda Kyle) but Cartman and Kenny were pretty easy to sort although I don’t think my sorting decisions would be too popular. Ahahaha….

secureyourheart:

So precious, miss you so much already 💔

mynameiswillgraham:

I rarely ever do this but she melts my heart. Poor little baby Hope was chained up, doused in kerosene and set on fire by her owner who has since been arrested. She may have some permanent eye damage but that is the least of her struggles. You can donate here to help with her medical expenses so she can receive the treatment she needs. Every little bit counts so even though they have surpassed their goal I still suggest you donate even a tiny amount. I have zero tolerance for people who hurt innocent animals they are just sick and disgusting. What could this precious little baby have done to deserve such a thing? All I can say is he will get his and I hope it’s just as painful for him as it is for her.

DONATE TO HELP HOPE’S RECOVERY

I feel like “The Coon” is a good example of why I would sort Cartman into Gryffindor.

sarahpjbear:

just-me-and-my-ships:

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PROM DATE
P.S. I’M NOT WEARING A DRESS

I WILL EITHER COSPLAY AS MAGNUS BANE OR CLARY FRAY.

I’m going the say the Coon wsaga because I love that trilogy and it’s still amazing no matter how many time I see it

I really like that saga like I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of it. Ahaha I’ll give that a watch~

I’m in the mood to watch some south park, but since I’ve seen everything a million times I’d appreciate episode suggestions. U v U

Fill In These Things About You
Name: Veronica
Birthday: November 19
Height: 5'4
Eye color: brown
Hair color: black
A random fact about you: I'm really bad at applying myself?
Favorite band: Oh gosh, um right now FOB, long term Marianas Trench
Favorite song: Right now it's Icarus
Favorite food: PIZZA
Favorite season: Fall
Favorite animal: I love them all but I feel really connected to rodents and snakes. It's probably pandas or sloths though.
Favorite movie: Ahaha An American Tail
Are you currently in a relationship?: No one can handle my swag.
If so, are you happy with them?: not applicable
Anything you need to work on?: A shit ton.
Who ended your last relationship?: I've never been in one.
Are you friends with your ex?: What ex?
Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: Taaallll
Dark hair or light hair?: Anything but genetic brown.
Smart or attractive?: Um Funny??? (Smart)
Is creativity attractive?: Fuck yes!
Do you care how much money they have?: Sorry, but yeah I grew up poor, I'm still poor, I'd rather not die poor too. I want my fucking rags to riches story!
Your last phone call: Ass hole Mario.
Your last text: "who wet you" to Sara.
The last thing you ate: A pill?
The last thing you drank: Water
The last song you listened to: Just Impolite
The last book you read: Anna Karenina
The last movie you watched: Cujo
What is your heritage?: Mexican
Do you play any instruments?: Used to play viola.
What are you pets’ names?: Poptart (dead) Roberto (dead) Bijou (dead) Jay (dead) Prince Butt (Given away) Kitty (probably dead) Hamtato (dead) Rainbow (dead) JoJo (old but alive).
Your favorite board game: I don't have any, but probably ummm yeah idk.
A random childhood memory: In grade school I was told that if I ate a mixed purée of school lunch food (plus the milk) I'd get five dollars. I ate it, I barfed, I didn't get my fucking money. >: (
Places you would like to visit: Italy, Lithuania, Russia (Nevskyyy), Ireland, the world? U v U

ruf1ohn1tram:

ladies uvu

rebloggable by request

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming